A man walks into a bar with an emu...

A man walks into a bar with an emu and a cat, he orders 3 rum's.

The cat shouts "I'm not paying".

"I'm paying" says the man and sits down.

A little later the man orders 3 more rum's, "I'm not paying" shouts the cat again, the man says "I'm paying".

The barman asks the man why he is with a emu and a cat?

The man says "On the way here I met a genie who said he would grant me any wish - so I asked for a long legged bird with a tight pussy."