Little red riding ho...
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood's mother (being concerned about the increase in violence) gave Little Red Riding Hood a .45 caliber gun for protection.
Little Red kept this gun in her basket.
One summer day while on the way to her grandmothers house a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled "I'm going to screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied, "Oh no you're not, you're going to eat me like the story says."
Little Red kept this gun in her basket.
One summer day while on the way to her grandmothers house a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled "I'm going to screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied, "Oh no you're not, you're going to eat me like the story says."
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