How to understand marketing...

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party - you go up to them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with friends and see a fabulous girl / guy. You have one of your friends approach them - point at you and say, "She's / he's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.


You see a fabulous girl / guy at a party - you approach them to get their telephone number - the next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a fabulous girl / guy. You get up - straighten your clothes - walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door - pick up their bag after it drops - offer them a ride and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a fabulous girl / guy - they walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.