Fun things to do in an elevator...

- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake.

- On the top floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!".

- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

- Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

- Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

- When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!".

- Meow occasionally.

- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?".

- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your phone?".

- Say "Ding!" at each floor.

- Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host."