The third nun...
Three nuns were talking - the first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? Some pornographic magazines!"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash!" said the first nun.
The second nun said, "Well - I can top that - I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted!
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash!" said the first nun.
The second nun said, "Well - I can top that - I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted!
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Here's another:
Jane is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor. While he is waiting in the doctor's reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard. Jane goes into the doctor's office and says to the doctor: "I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse." The doctor says: "I just told her that she is pregnant." Jane exclaims: "Oh my, is she?" The doctor responds: "No, but it sure cured her hiccups."
By Anonymous, at 8:40 AM
Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
By Anonymous, at 8:49 AM
Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.
By Anonymous, at 8:50 AM
Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street.
The first one says "I've never come this way before."
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
By Anonymous, at 8:51 AM
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