Kidnapping...

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park grabbed a little girl took him behind a tree and wrote this note:

I have kidnapped your little girl. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow by 7 AM.

Signed - "The Blonde"

She pinned the note inside the girl's jacket and told her to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree - just as she had instructed.

Also inside the bag was the following note:

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"