The bells...
A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station - bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets - then when bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole - finally bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go!"
"From now on when I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say bell 2, I want you to jump in bed then when I say bell 3 we are going to make love all night!"
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "bell 1!" - his wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "bell 2!", his wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "bell 3!", they began making love.
After a minute his wife yelled "bell 4!"
"What the heck is bell 4?", asked the husband very puzzled?
"Roll out more hose!!" she replied!
"From now on when I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say bell 2, I want you to jump in bed then when I say bell 3 we are going to make love all night!"
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "bell 1!" - his wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "bell 2!", his wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "bell 3!", they began making love.
After a minute his wife yelled "bell 4!"
"What the heck is bell 4?", asked the husband very puzzled?
"Roll out more hose!!" she replied!
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