GSOH - Got a good sense of humour?

September 19, 2006

25 famous last words...

1. I'll get a world record for this.

2. I can do *that* with my eyes closed.

3. Well - we've made it this far.

4. That's odd.

5. Oh - don't be so superstitious!

6. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

7. It's fireproof / waterproof etc.

8. The odds of that happening are at least a million-to-one!

9. Pull the pin and count to what?

10. Which wire should I cut?

11. I wonder where the mother bear is?

12. I'm making a citizen's arrest.

13. He's probably just hibernating / sleeping.

14. So, you're a cannibal?

15. It's probably just a rash.

16. Yeah - I made the deciding vote on the jury - so what?

17. I've seen this done on TV.

18. These are the good kind of mushrooms.

19. I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

20. You look just like Charles Manson.

21. Rat poison only kills rats.

22. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.

23. This doesn't taste right.

24. I can make this light before it changes.

25. Nice doggie.

1 Comments:

  • Not forgetting:

    Anyone smell gas?

    Let me handle this!

    No retreat, no surrender.

    Are you pregnant or just fat?

    By Anonymous, at 3:12 PM  

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