The 10 husbands...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!".

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband number 1 was a sales representative - he just kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband number 2 was in software services - he was never really sure how it was supposed to function but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband number 3 was from field services - he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband number 4 was in telemarketing even though he knew he had the order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband number 5 was an engineer - he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method."

"Husband number 6 was from finance and administration - he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband number 7 was in marketing - although he had a nice product he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband number 8 was a psychologist - all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband number 9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it."

"Husband number 10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but... why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"