Quick thoughts...

1. I'm not into working out - My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

2. Ever notice when you blow on a dog's face they get angry but when you take them in a car they stick their head out the window?

3. I'm in shape - "round" is a shape.

4. You have to stay in shape - my mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 - she's 90 now and we have no idea where she is!!

5. Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot while someone going faster is a maniac?