The Christmas Parrot...

A guy walks into a shop for some last minute Christmas shopping and sees a parrot for sale.

He asks the salesperson what the parrot's name is and the salesperson tells him it's Chet. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put a match under his left foot, it sings "Jingle Bells", and if you put a match under its right foot, it sings "Deck the Halls".

The man thinks that is the best thing he's *ever* seen, so he decides to buy it for his wife. So he gets home, and puts it away.

Then he wonders what will happen if he puts it a match between its legs, so he tries it, and the parrot starts singing "Chet's nuts roasting over an open fire...".