A man with a 25 inch long...

A man with a 25 inch long pen*s goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his pen*s is too long. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my pen*s is 25 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me.

Can you help me shorten it?" The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem."

What you have to do is go to a pond deep in the forest. You will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma.

First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your pen*s will be five inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO!"

The man looked down and suddenly his pen*s was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!!

But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again." "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his pen*s, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.

The man laughed, "This is fantastic." "Fifteen inches is still a monster" he reflected for a moment. "Just a little less would be ideal." he thought.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

"The frog looked back across pond shaking its head in disgust, "How many times do I have to tell you? "NO!"......"NO!"...... and for the last time "NO!"