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May 9, 2006

Lawyer jokes...

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of sh*t?
A: The bucket.

No seriously - we love lawyers - just couldn't eat a whole one...

1 Comments:

  • Q: What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

    A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.

    By Anonymous, at 10:38 AM  

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