Hung like a horse...

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So the chicken got into the farmers BMW and pulled the horse out with it.

A few days later the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and the horse pulled him out.

The moral of this story:

If you're hung like a horse - you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.