Secrets for a perfect relationship...

1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.

2. Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5. Its very, very important that these four don't know each other.