Signs that your partner is having cyber sex...

9. He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand!

8. After signing off the computer she has a cigarette!

7. After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up.

6. During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!"

5. After he uses the PC the seat is all sticky! (ewww!)

4. Your fax is filled with some guy's ass!

3. The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out!

2. The keyboard is moist!

1. The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E and X...