Mafia Christmas list...

A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again throws it away.

He then gets an idea. He goes into his mothers room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary and puts it in the closet then locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear Jesus. If you *ever* want to see your mother again..."