Freudian Slips...

A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed of himself - the man next to him noticed this and asked what the matter was.

He said that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving him had the most unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh.

The man next to him laughed loudly and said "Don't worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say, "Pass the salt" but I accidently said "You complete bitch - you have ruined my life!"...