Beautiful...

One day during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Elizabeth, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Elizabeth," replied the teacher.

She then called on little David.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, David!"

Then, the teacher called on little Johnny who replied: "Last night - at the dinner table my sister told my father that she was pregnant - and he said "Beautiful... that's just bl**dy beautiful!".